In response to our hyper-accelerated culture, the American Sign Language Federation has deemed it necessary to design and propagate several new signs for the speech- and hearing-impaired to use in their daily lives. Here is a sample of several of the new signs, many of which are absolutely imperative to interact successfully with others in the 21st century.

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ahahahha that’s what my friend said about vampire weekend. Then she showed me their song from the Juno soundtrack and I was confused. do people actually like this? is this supposed to be taken seriously, i thought. who writes this chit? am I supposed to like this ironically? damnit. not sure which option to go with, I just grinned and waited it out. then some other baby-babbling indie Juno song came on and so I repeated my previous procedure, with a little more pain in my smile.
oh and big ups for the Queens of the Stone Age reference in the title!