FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
CONTACT: HATDADDY, MANAGER TO THE STARS
BLACKBERRY PIN: 145965378
FUNTIME RECORDS ANNOUNCES INAUGURAL RELEASE: KRIS HAIG-BROWN SOLO EFFORT
After conquering, obliterating, and massacre-ing the comedy world, entertainment conglomerate FUNTIMEINTERNET.com has announced that they will be branching out into the music industry. Funtime Records will play host to a real buzzardworthy gemstone this fall – A STUTTGART STATE OF MIND by KRIS HAIG-BROWN.
Several months spent basking in the glow of an open, illuminated Skype window have resulted in a brew-fueled German bar-fight of a solo record.
This genre-bending masterpiece fuses drunken accordion anthems with tear-jerking jerk songs. The early receptions have been… a mixed bag!
“His lyrics are either really emotional and personal, or challenging the listener to a fight. It was weird.”
– Jenny Cho, Albuquerque, NM
“I don’t think he knows how to play the accordion. But knowing that, it’s such a brave choice.”
– Ben Ribberton, Syracuse, NY
“I once stabbed Kris Haig-Brown in the chest with a Narwhal tusk. I believe this is where his powers originate, and I will not rest until I drink a gallon of his blood and thus consume his strange energy.”
– Aaron Zorgel, Toronto, ON
The Opa-locka natives are fussing around all day long in anticipation of this record. With renowned true player/manager Hatdaddy at the helm, there is no telling how high Kris Haig-Brown’s star can shine, or rise, or explode into a supernova. Also, shine.
A STUTTGART STATE OF MIND will be released on the new e-label Funtime Records. The following tuneful song bombs will be dropped on said album:
1. My Struggle
2. The Way That You Live
3. Stick It (Up Your Goo-Chute)
4. Hatdaddy Stole My Woman
5. Sore Goo-Chute
6. Dancing With Danger
7. Haulin’ Ass
8. On My Bike (Leather is Better)
9. Fuck You
10. Suck My Cock, Hatdaddy
That’s not all, KHB fans. The remix album “Stuttgarted/Remaxxes” will whet your whistle when your whoman whon’t let you listen to the actual album anymore. You’ve got at least 4 or 5 songs before she realizes you’re still jamming to KHB.
A STUTTGART STATE OF MIND – COMING FALL 2008 on FUNTIME RECORDS.
Stay tuned for another huge announcement from Funtime Records. Hint – it’s the rehab-country (that’s a genre!) album by an artist whose name rhymes with Garemy Shersereau.
Also, Happy Birthday, Hatdaddy.