Giftoberfest: A Fun Time Internet Joint

Faithfuls, it’s getting to be the time of year when the stray cats and vagrants of your neighbourhood are joined by roving gangs of wassailers, undoubtedly a-wassailing. That’s because Christmas time is here! For some of you, this means a drastic increase in your nog intake. For others, you already kick some nog pretty much whenever. But for many readers, the holidays have simply got you down.

Whether you’re afraid of tinsel or just painfully alone, we feel you – it’s always good to know that someone cares. That’s why this month, we’re going to jack up your Christmas season with our own Giftoberfest, a high-octane salute to the holidays, and you. In the coming weeks, we’ll be bringing no less than three and no more than a milli gifts, ranging from the useful to the unexpected and traversing all mediums, as a thank-you for your readership. Stay tuned, and watch as we prove just why we’re the only thing stopping you from blowing your brains out!

Merry Giftoberfest!