Who would have thought the whole Christmas thing would take off like this, h’rum?
I knew it years ago, and that’s why I’ve been compiling albums of Christmas-themed music for the past 5 years. Old school hip-hop? Done it. New school hip-hop? Been there. Crunk? Of course! Scrump? Well, we’ll get there next year.
Anyway, it seems that all this Christmessin’ around (heh heh) has really paid off. My most recent Christmas album is being released by a real-life big city rec’rd label. Juicebox Recording Co. has agreed to make 808’s and Fruitcake! their second official release. That’s right, folks. I’m the first Opa-Locka resident to hit it big since Yark Lohras wrestled that zebra and made runner-up on America’s Most Infuriating Home Videyas.
But now that I’m a big shot, sippin’ cristale with Jay-Puff and Daddy-Z, I want my friends, family, and readers in the ‘Lock to know that I will never leave them high and dry.
That’s why I’m offering all three of my previous Christmas Albums for free download on funtimeinternet.com. I’m no saviour, but I could deal with being called a saint.
So scoop up these free MP3s, and then scoot on over to JUICEBOXdotcom.com to check out the tunes that make Yark Lohras look like some kind of Joey-Joe.
Aaron Zorgel & Friends vs. The Christmas Goblins (2007)
Full Album (.zip)
A Hunky Dory Christmas
1. A Two-Man-Super-Gay-30 Second-Barbershop Christmas – James Gallagher & Aaron Zorgel
2. Christmas Vacation – Aaron Zorgel
3. Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) – Travis Taylor
4. Hams – Lemonade Parade
5. Louder Than Bombs – First Rate People
6. Care and Feeding of your Christmas Presents – Natalia Manzocco & Aaron Zorgel
7. A Hunky Dory Christmas – The Hunky Dory Brothers
8. Hark the Herald – Mike Harloff & Aaron Zorgel
9. Gluttonous Pagan Drunken Orgy – Palmer Watt
10. Merry Christmas Everyone – Aaron Zorgel
11. Let’s Build a Snowman – Mike Siegrist
12. Mary’s Boy Child – Kim Black & Aaron Zorgel
13. Jesus Christ and Santa Ping-Pong Battle on the Moon – Lemonade Parade
14. Christ Wiaar – sinicuichi
15. Christmas in Hyrule Suite – PDF Format
16. The Smench (Too Ghoul For Yule) – Irish Coffee
17. Lights – Aaron Zorgel
Aaron Zorgel’s Non Denominational Holiday Themed Album (2006)
Full Album (.zip)
Little Drummer Boy
1. Last Christmas – Aaron Zorgel
2. Carol of the Bells – Palmer Watt
3. Walking in a Winter Wonderland – Adrian Marynissen
4. Baby It’s Cold Outside – Kim Black & Aaron Zorgel
5. Christmas with Dio – Michael Siegrest
6. The i Pod Song – Nathaniel Chadwick
7. White Christmas – Emma Acott
8. Little Drummer Boy – Kaz Tamasauskas, Km Black, Aaron Zorgel
9. Let It Snow – The Gardiner Family
10. Merry Christmas, I Don’t Wanna Fight Tonight – Michael Siegrest
11. Santa Baby – Caitlin McConnel
12. Mr. Scrooge – Kim Black, Kaz Tamasauskas, Aaron Zorgel
13. Merry Little Christmas – Aaron Zorgel
The Christmas Album (2004)
Full Album (.zip)
Egg Noggles
1. Intro (We Wish You a Merry Christmas) – Aaron Zorgel
2. The Christmas voices of Walter Schumann – Nolan Witkowski, Eric Paule, Kim Black, Aaron Zorgel
3. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen – Aaron Zorgel
4. Caucasian Christmas – Doug Nayler, John Barker, Mike Siegrest, Aaron Zorgel
5. Feliz Navidad – Kim Black and Aaron Zorgel
6. Egg Noggles – Keith O’Neill and Aaron Zorgel
7. Santa Baby – Travis Taylor
8. Snake Oil Tanker – Aaron Zorgel
9. Fairy Tale of New York – Doug Nayler, Some Girl, Cath Ruttan, Mike Siegrest, Aaron Zorgel
10. Silent Night – Aaron Zorgel and John Barker
