MEMO
FROM: MANAGEMENT
RE: PROMOTIONAL TIE-INS TO HULK MOVIE
Alright girls, this one’s coming straight from Ricky so I don’t wanna hear any whining. As most of you will remember, last summer our humble stretch of Yonge St. was scouted as a location for filming of the Incredible Hulk movie. In addition to Lou Ferrigno dropping a small fortune in tips on many of you ladies, we were graced with the luck of our marquee being featured prominently in the trailer and several climactic scenes. This means we are now on the radar of the comic book community and so we can be expecting some new clientèle to be seeking us out very soon.
It is our job to welcome them accordingly and make sure they receive a “hulk sized” experience and so the following new promotions are to be implemented immediately:
- Cut off jean shorts and ripped t-shirts are now acceptable dress code in the club. Some of our patrons will be coming in costume so make sure you can identify what character they are. We’ll be posting a chart outlining easily recognizable traits of each in the break room, so please STUDY IT!
- Green beer and cocktails will be served exclusively during this time as well as our new featured shooter “The Gamma Bomb” (Vodka + Monster Energy Drink). We should still have enough dye left over from St Patrick’s Day but notify the bar manager if we are running low. Also, Happy Hour will now be referred to as (you guessed it) “Hulking Hour.”
- We will be holding open-auditions among the dancers to find our Betty Ross (the Hulk’s girlfriend) as well as a She-Hulk. Inspiration for each can be taken from the included images, and again please know your characters as you will likely be grilled by our customers while they “flirt” with you.
- For your protection we will be doubling our bouncer staff in the private dance rooms. There is a chance that some of our clients may become over-excited while partaking in these situations unfamiliar to them and react inappropriately, potentially unleashing years of pent-up frustration on you. If this happens please call for someone to remove this “little hulk” from the premises. Remember, we are not an escort service!
Call-times for the auditions will be listed in the next day and if you have a spare afternoon please go see the movie. (You will be compensated so bring in your tickets). Alright everyone, let’s go have ourselves a great summer!
Barry – Manager.
