In a bit of a desperate grab for that Web-Web market share, Fun Time Internet has decided to try something new. I’m not sure if you’ve heard of “Emm Pee Threse”, but whatever they are, they’re popular, and Katy Perry sure has a lot of them. So I did a bit of a goggle search on my lunch hour at Kinkos, and came up with a couple that I thought I might share. So here it is, the inaugural Fun Time Internet MP3 Blog.
When I first typed “Em Pee Threse” in the gogglesearch box, it brought me to something pretty unsavoury called Patches’ Place – The Pee Movie List, which seemed to be a list of films with female actors urinating onscreen. And yes, presumably compiled by a gentleman named Patches. Well see here, “Patches” – while your website was informative, there wasn’t an MP3 to be found.
However, as I scrolled down (oh yes, rest assured, I scrolled down) I perused a title by the name of The Cow’s Orgasm. No, this was not an MP3. Clicking on The Cow’s Orgasm (and I’ll thank you not to judge) led me on the rabbit-race that would end with me gasping, and sputtering in a sopping pile of my own messes upon the discovery of Mr. Remy Viddles.
Remy’s personal blogspot wasn’t much to look at. I think he’s lost a bit of his flair for aesthetic since he directed The Cow’s Orgasm. What did catch my eye was the cover for his debut album Put Me Up On The Wall.
His tired eyes and weathered features beckoned me to take this journey further. Lo and behold, Remy had posted two MP3’s for us to teethe on.
Remy Viddles – Put Me Up On The Wall
The title track is an unparalleled saga of sadness and desperation. Remy struggles to find the words to beg his beloved to re-examine the way she treats him as a mere commodity. To say that this song is moving would be an understatement so gross that if I typed it, my body would reject my fingers and they would pop off of my hands one by one.
The Reviews Say:
VERY GOOD SONG, WOULD LISTEN AGAIN FOUR/FIVE STARS.
Remy Viddles – Every Horse Has a Fear
This track is not so much a song as it is a reference guide, or a key, to unlock all knowledge and potential in humankind. Remy has excreted this bloody and sweaty music from his pores and veins with as if to say, “This is as much as I can give the world; it is now up to you, to make what you will with it.” I fall to the knees and slam my head against the ground. I would rather end it all than fail you, Remy.
The Reviews Say:
I LUV THIS SONG, IT REMINDS ME OF MY HORSES 8 PONIES OT OF 10 PRETTY PONIES.
Well, I think that went pretty well. Stay tuned for the next Fun Time Internet MP3 Blog!
The problem with Remy Viddles is that their isn’t enough Remy Viddles!