Best Squeakquel:
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
Worst Hip-Hop/R&B Single:
“Show Me State of Mind”
Best Children’s Book:
Fartman and the Mystery Goop!
Least Memorable TV Revelation:
Battlestar Galactica – Gordon Ramsay is Last Cylon
Best Film of 2009 Whose Title Rhymes with ” Wild Hogs”:
Old Dogs
Worst Film of 2009 Whose Title Rhymes with “Wild Hogs”:
Old Dogs
Best Decision Made by Studio Exec:
Disney’s Rich Ross Canceling “Wild Hogs 2: Bachelor Ride”
Best Dog:
Champion, the Dog Made of Gold (Award Presented Posthumously)
Music’s Most Prominent Premature Loss:
Autotune
Biggest Reality TV Blunder:
Man vs. Food tapes international special; developing world goes hungry
Best Tom Clancy Novel:
Rock Bronsaw, Obama Hunter
Best Book:
Fartman and the Wages of Eternity
Aw, this was a really quality post. In theory I’d like to write like this too – taking time and real effort to make a good article… but what can I say… I procrastinate alot and never seem to get something done.