Favourite Fictional Cybernetically-Enhanced Law Enforcement Agent:
Tie – Judge Dredd/Inspector Gadget
Funniest Wife Beater:
Charlie Sheen
The Dr. Monster Evil Scientist Award for Blowing Biggest Hole in the Moon:
Dr. Monster NASA
Biggest Golf Scandal:
Vijay Singh’s Five Iron Was Actually a Four Iron
Lowest Rated Holiday Special:
Richard Heene & Friends Present a Tribute to Father’s Day (broadcast December 10th)
Most Venomous Spiders Eaten:
Kaz Miyamoto (71)
The Kaz Miyamoto Memorial Award for Dying While Winning Most Venomous Spiders Eaten Year-Endie:
Kaz Miyamato
Best Winning Chess Strategy:
Vladimir Krensky’s “Tell the Other Guy There Was An Accident At His House, And That His Wife and Kids Are On Fire” (Knight b2, Rook f9)
Most Shocking Corporate Scandal:
Oompa-Loompa Whistleblower Tells All to Washington Post, Wonka Corp. Charged with Slavery
