We’ve had contests before, but let’s be honest: they were all just half-hearted attempts to curry your favor. So here’s a three-quarters-hearted attempt to win your heart: welcome to the Yellow Ticket Contest!
It’s kind of like that Willy Wonka guy’s Golden Ticket contest, but way better, mostly because “golden” isn’t even a color. The rules are simple: find this Yellow Ticket hidden somewhere in the depths of our website. It could be dropped into the body of a Lackluster Video review, or superimposed into another picture altogether. We’re crafty that way! It looks a little something like this:
When you spy it, email email@example.com with a link to where you found the ticket, and if you’re one of the first to do so, then you become a Finalist to win the Yellow Treasure! That’s a prize bounty so jam-packed with fun merch that we haven’t even decided what’s in it. Not only that, but the Grand Prize Winner will also gain a rare peek at the magical and magnificent Fun Time Fun Factory!
Go for it! Find that ticket. If you don’t, we’ll send out our own cadre of Oompa Loompas to hunt you down. They’re midget wrestlers that we forcibly showered with liquid tanner. They’re really sick.
Fine print: One entry per IP address or family. Relatives, main squeezes and pieces-on-the-side of Fun Time Internet employees are not eligible to enter, nor is anyone named Colin. I’ve never met a good Colin.