If you’ve ever tuned in to Black Entertainment Television at about 4:30 in the morning, you know Prophet Woody Martin. He’s a pastor from Lenoir City, Tennessee with an infomercial that hawks his magic “Blood of Jesus Oil”. By his count it’s cured ailments ranging from alcoholism to demonic nightmares to bad hearts. Being as inquisitive as we are, we were curious if it actually worked. Luckily, our buddy Bobert Roberts was way ahead of us.
Bobert’s a religious fella, and sent away for his free Blood of Jesus Oil sampler packet (a whole jug will cost you). But his anointing process didn’t go too well. I mean, when you sell a product that preys on the weak and stupid, eventually one of those weak and stupid is going to get your product in their eye. That’s a bad thing, so Bobert had to give him a call.
Enjoy his conversation with this actual snake oil salesman, where we find out exactly what’s in his Jesus sauce. Testify!
