Lord knows it would take an event of earth-shaking magnitude to awaken our investigative webseries Street Meet from its slumber. So when we heard that the first-ever World Poutine Eating Championship was taking place, we had to be there. Meet the titans of competitive eating, and discover that you would rather not eat ever again!
Music courtesy of Ronald Jenkees.
I appreciate the Phil ‘the Thrill’ Mickelson reference because he’s such an underrated golfer, even with his growing collection of Green Jackets.
The Major League Eaters are all such babes, I’d be happy to give any of them a handjob. Pass it on.