Hey there! Welcome to the website. You may notice that it looks different (and just so you know, that thing we don’t know how to change is supposed to look exactly like that). And while we were updating the look, we also took the opportunity to update our Privacy Policy, which is the document we legally must provide to you about how we use your data when you log on. So please review it below to continue browsing. If you refuse to, then the official Triscuits website is this-a-way, friend.
Privacy Policy
- We will not use your information to buy things with your credit card. We will definitely not use your information to buy this vintage, rare Boba Fett action figure on eBay. Bggggahh this thing is so cool! And the case doesn’t have any bubble dings – zero bubble dings!
- We will not use your information to ridicule your Superbowl pick. Seriously, you thought the team that lost would win? Ha ha!
- We will not sell your information. And really, even if we wanted to, who would we sell it to? Do pawn shops buy information? How does that work? And what’s the going rate on information? See – it’s just a big headache.
- We will not use your browser history to make wild assumptions about you. You visited the Dora the Explorer website and, eight days and thirteen hours later, MuyCalienteLatinas.com? We’re not saying shit, but the cops are on their way.
- We use cookies, small pieces of data we store for an extended period of time on your computer, mobile phone, or other device. Oh, man… now I’m thinking about McDonaldland cookies. I loved those things! What’s that? They still sell them? Phil, get your coat.
- From time to time, we may use your information to gain access to your computer and change your desktop wallpaper to this, a collage of Fun Time Internet’s Bo Swidersky sleeping fully clothed. Why would we even bother doing this? Jokes, man, jokes.
- We will not give your email address to penis pill spammers. Also, we do not moonlight as penis pill spammers to make a little scratch on the side. But while I’ve got your ear, are you by chance interested in something called a LOVE LOVE BLUE PILL? Cheap Medz Here No Perscription Needed! http://www.schlongdoctor.net.cn
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