We’ve made you laugh so hard you shot milk out of your nose – and you weren’t even drinking milk at the time. Now, we’d like to get you some.
I’m proud to announce Fun Time Dating, an online matchmaking service. Web juggernauts The Onion and Gawker have introduced popular dating sub-sites, and we’ve realized the only way we’re going to beat them out is by aping them as closely as possible. And, of course, there’s money. Which we like.
Unlike some dating sites, you won’t be matched up with a psychopath who will butcher you like a hog. And if someone does murder you, we’ll murder them back. That’s the Fun Time Dating Promise™.
In the coming weeks, we’ll post profiles from some of the individuals who ponied up for our trial run in the hopes that it gets you hard enough to pay the mere $30.99-a-month fee. That’s the price of thirty morning coffees!
Thank you, stay tuned, and start making up what you did with yourself after high school,
CEO, Fun Time Dating