Worst Christmas Special:
“What’s a Hanukkah, Charlie Brown?”
Coolest Spy Movie:
Agent C.H.I.M.P. 3: Evolution Protocol
Best Celebrity Roaster:
GE Model H3K: “The Fiesta” (Industrial-Size, Non-Stick)
Weirdest Music Death:
Jazz Musician Gil Scott-Heron, 62, Strangled By Heron
Buggiest Game, Video:
Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Buggiest Game, Outdoor:
Swamp Bowling
Best Sports Video Game:
Marvis Tudgeon’s Pro Swamp Bowling 2K11
Sickest Anthony Kiedis Lyric:
“Zip zop zoopa and I’m bustin’ through / Peace, love and California’s what I say to you”
Highest Ratio of Black Band Members to Shittiest Music Produced:
Dave Matthews Band (12th Year Running)
Hottest Slash Fanfic:
Harry Potter/Tony Soprano in Meadow Goes To Hogwarts (by Dark_Dragon81)
Newest Movie Theatre Trend:
Charging More For Three-Dimensional Movies (Deathly Hallows Pt. 2), Less For One-Dimensional Movies (Jack and Jill)
