Internet amigos! It’s been a while since we gave you a dose of our trademark gumption. How’ve you been? Well, we… oh. My God. 90% of your body? I’m really sorry that’s… a thing that happened.
Anyhow, we’re great! You’ve probably noticed that content has slowed to a dribble as of late. That’s because we decided to pull up stakes and do the group trip we’ve always wanted to take across the great United States! Four months, thirty-nine states – yes, it was a thing of beauty. We saw the world’s biggest bottle of hand sanitizer. We checked Facebook in the Alamo. We horked off the top of the Holocaust Museum. Truly, we horked off of a lot of things.
Okay, none of that happened. But we have another reasonable excuse: we’ve been shooting our winning entry from Pilot Week 2012. This thing. Unfortunately, we aren’t allowed to say too much more about it right now. We’d love to but we’re sworn to secrecy, and our partners Insight Productions took our DNA. We don’t know what they would even do with it, but just the fact that they have it is intimidating enough.
However, we are reasonably sure that we can post this GIFified sample of our efforts. We’re hopeful that the whole thing will end up on the Internet at some point, and we’ll be home to you soon.
Spanks and kisses,
Fun Time Internet