Author Archive

• November 7, 2011

  The Texts of the Juggalo

  So it was written, and so it shall come to pass: magik magik ninjas whut?

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• October 14, 2011

  Craigslist Nuggets, Vol. 1

  And they’re not even from Casual Encounters.

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• September 30, 2011

  Answers to Rhetorical Rap Questions‏

  Oh, so that’s where the hood at.

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• August 12, 2010

  Self-Published Book Report: The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters, Pt. 2

  Lead characters who are omnipotent and perfect in every way make for good readin’.

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• June 25, 2010

  A Layman’s Primer to Nick “Ulillillia” Smith

  Meet the hottest internet phenomenon since that smoking baby.

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• April 26, 2010

  At A Focus Group

  Hello again everyone. I hope you all enjoyed your lunch. Thanks once more for attending this focus group…

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• January 13, 2010

  The First Human Star Fox Pilot

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• December 16, 2009

  This One Takes Place In A Hockey Rink

  Hustle up a minute, boys! Now I know these past few weeks have been rough, what with us getting our...

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• August 8, 2009

  Notable Excerpts from Lord Randy Donahue, Esq.’s Burger Country Job Application

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• May 27, 2009

  To All Members of the Greater Y’Kvarr Guild

  It pains me to write this letter, but I fear I no longer have any choice in the matter. I...

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