Before The Expendables, Sylvester Stallone made his most expendable movie.
Please, have a seat, ladies and gents. Anywhere is dandy. I really do appreciate you all sacrificing your long weekend for this emergency session of the town council, and I thought it only appropriate we…
(Originally published in By Appointment to the Royal Gentlemen of the Empire, The Noble Huntsman’s Informative Quarter-Yearly News-Digest and Catalogue for the Procurement of Accoutrements for the Slaying of Prodigious Beasts (B.A.R.G.E.N.H.I.Q.Y.N.D.C.P.A.S.P.B.) Vol. 125, No. 2. Spring 1907.)
Ah, the ejaculation of bullet from gun-barrel. The penetration of the flesh. The agonizing moan of penetrated prey. ‘Tis enough to cause strange quiverings in my pantaloons.
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A made-for-TV flick with a Nick Fury who was an even bigger star than Sam Jackson.
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Hasselhoff, terrible effects and… a positive review? Is Bo off his meds again or is this movie actually good?