Pete Palmer

February 22, 2011
Opa-Locka Mayor Pete Palmer vs. The Mob That Killed David Spade

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May 4, 2010
Munro/Head Wedding Ceremony Outline

I always cry at idiots’ weddings.

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December 14, 2009
Opa-Locka Mayor Pete Palmer vs. The Santa Claus Parade

Alright, everybody, sit on down. There’s enough hay for everyone, so no need to throw elbows. Butts on the ground,...

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May 20, 2009
Opa-Locka Mayor Pete Palmer vs. The Hilarious Movie Premiering May 22 In Theatres

This article brought to you by DANCE FLICK, starring the Wayans Family, in theatres this Friday. Watch exclusive trailers at thedanceflick.com. Alright,...

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November 17, 2008
Former Opa-Locka Mayor Pete Palmer vs. The New Mayor

Thanks, everyone, thank you for coming to my home. Grab some couch, if there’s room. If not, I’ve laid some...

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November 6, 2008
Know Your Mayoral Candidates #3

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October 29, 2008
Know Your Mayoral Candidates #2

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October 13, 2008
Know Your Mayoral Candidates #1

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September 17, 2008
Opa-Locka Mayor Pete Palmer vs. The Cult

Everyone, please. Order please? Just grab some floor and sit Indian-style, everybody. Alright, thanks for coming out to this town...

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August 20, 2008
Opa-Locka Mayor Pete Palmer vs. The Weather Machine

Alright, everyone settle down. Please have a seat. Sit down. Thanks for coming out to this emergency meeting of the...

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