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Okay, so Green Lantern came out like four months ago. I’m sure this is just in time for its release in some post-Soviet butthole.

And this is after he had to read a bunch of Newsweeks from 2004 in the waiting room for about a half hour.

One summer replacement TV show has entranced millions of viewers: it’s America’s Tallest Baby! And now that the original field of 14 babies has been winnowed to the final two, we present the exciting conclusion. Which baby has the drive, determination and height to win it all?

Directed by Justin T. Lee. Original music by Aaron Zorgel.

Animation by the tremendous Fred Spencer.

Ever since Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster got that TLC reality show, there’s been a real absence of mysterious creatures who choose to lurk in the shadows. No longer! Two amateur cryptozoologists search for the truth behind this new long-necked scourge.

If you’ve ever tuned in to Black Entertainment Television at about 4:30 in the morning, you know Prophet Woody Martin. He’s a pastor from Lenoir City, Tennessee with an infomercial that hawks his magic “Blood of Jesus Oil”. By his count it’s cured ailments ranging from alcoholism to demonic nightmares to bad hearts. Being as inquisitive as we are, we were curious if it actually worked. Luckily, our buddy Bobert Roberts was way ahead of us.

Bobert’s a religious fella, and sent away for his free Blood of Jesus Oil sampler packet (a whole jug will cost you). But his anointing process didn’t go too well. I mean, when you sell a product that preys on the weak and stupid, eventually one of those weak and stupid is going to get your product in their eye. That’s a bad thing, so Bobert had to give him a call.

Enjoy his conversation with this actual snake oil salesman, where we find out exactly what’s in his Jesus sauce. Testify!

It’s Awards Season – a time when we celebrate the people who have better agents than us. But we should also pay our respects to the stars we’ve lost over the past year. Here’s a clip from last night’s Adult Porn Awards, which was hosted by the force of nature that is Jon Lovitz. Try not to cry like a baby.

Shot at Shuttlespace Studios in Toronto.

He is not smart.

Shot at Shuttlespace Studios in Toronto.

After his college was shut down, novelty t-shirt guru Gilly Babine is back with a brand new product. Buy a million! He really needs the money.

Shot at Shuttlespace Studios in Toronto.