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Okay, so Green Lantern came out like four months ago. I’m sure this is just in time for its release in some post-Soviet butthole.

And this is after he had to read a bunch of Newsweeks from 2004 in the waiting room for about a half hour.

One summer replacement TV show has entranced millions of viewers: it’s America’s Tallest Baby! And now that the original field of 14 babies has been winnowed to the final two, we present the exciting conclusion. Which baby has the drive, determination and height to win it all?

Directed by Justin T. Lee. Original music by Aaron Zorgel.

Animation by the tremendous Fred Spencer.

The world’s countries have the United Nations. Nerds have Comicon. And now, gingers have the Redhead Summit – a chance for all of orangekind to meet and discuss important matters, like the development of SPF 400 sunscreen. And, like any other event where people are just trying to enjoy themselves, Street Meet is there!

Ever since Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster got that TLC reality show, there’s been a real absence of mysterious creatures who choose to lurk in the shadows. No longer! Two amateur cryptozoologists search for the truth behind this new long-necked scourge.

Almost all university interns selfishly take the summer off. But not ours! Even though most of us employees have cleared out to partake in such seasonal activities as “windsurfing” and “drinking all the beer”, Mikey the Fun Time Intern still has his nose to the grindstone at Fun Time HQ. Mikey’s been reassigned once again, so watch this video to check out his new spot in Basement 4 (aka, “The Basement That Smells”).

Some wounds heal easier than others. It was easy to say goodbye to someone like Dennis Hopper. But forgetting all the great memories Swap Shop afforded us was a little tougher. We even tried to launch a campaign to bring it back, but alas… you know, the suits. But je me souviens - I me remember. One year after Swap Shop took its last call, we decided to put together a humble compilation for those who may have missed the magic. Amanda, Laura… thanks for picking up.

If you’ve ever tuned in to Black Entertainment Television at about 4:30 in the morning, you know Prophet Woody Martin. He’s a pastor from Lenoir City, Tennessee with an infomercial that hawks his magic “Blood of Jesus Oil”. By his count it’s cured ailments ranging from alcoholism to demonic nightmares to bad hearts. Being as inquisitive as we are, we were curious if it actually worked. Luckily, our buddy Bobert Roberts was way ahead of us.

Bobert’s a religious fella, and sent away for his free Blood of Jesus Oil sampler packet (a whole jug will cost you). But his anointing process didn’t go too well. I mean, when you sell a product that preys on the weak and stupid, eventually one of those weak and stupid is going to get your product in their eye. That’s a bad thing, so Bobert had to give him a call.

Enjoy his conversation with this actual snake oil salesman, where we find out exactly what’s in his Jesus sauce. Testify!